Basically.. i get bored.. go on tumblr and reblog stuff that makes me laugh... this is happy place :D occasionally..... i think.... WHO AM I????
Ask me anything... i'm usually bored..but if its offensive or personal expect a humorous answer instead of a truthful one
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I now have respect for cleverbot… this was only edited slightly (copped out one line) but otherwise it knew the whole song :L
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Anyone who’s watched the Alien films will notice that second set of jaws anywhere, you know… where it shoots out to grab food/impale heads..luckily it’s all fictitious….
oh… wait….no it’s not
The Moray Eel has a second pair of jaws which… SHOOTS OUT TO DRAG PREY AND FOOD DOWN IT’S THROAT!. And it can’t get worse than that can it??? YES! Some Moray Eels grow up to 8 Feet long!
An amusing conversation with cleverbot took a worrying turn
Me: *shoots in face*.
Cleverbot: *launches magical missle at you*.
Me: *dodges and stabs with knife*.
Cleverbot: *dodges and force chokes you*.
Me: *deflects with psychic powers*.
Cleverbot: *gets mad at you*.
Me: *laughs and throws lightsaber*.
Cleverbot: *is wearing a bikini*.
Me: *stabs with lightsaber*.
Cleverbot *falls over dead*.
……Wait…. What!?! “Cleverbot: *is wearing a bikini*”
Seriously?! I mean…. WTF Cleverbot?!?!?!